My wife got this on her Facebook Feed from the page "Government Gone Wild". I thought it was pretty good:
"The President has just confirmed that the D.C. earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". The President also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quakes's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves."